Bacon Dental Floss

Bacon has a bad reputation. It's been known to raise cholesterol, add pounds to an otherwise healthy frame, and keep blood pressure sky high. Despite its favorite place among breakfast plates everywhere, bacon simply doesn't stand a chance in today's health-conscious society. This is your chance to fight back against the negative bacon stereotype by putting its delicious, salty flavor to good use.

This bacon flavored floss combines the best of both worlds: good dental hygiene and lip-smacking taste. In all, it's really not that far of a stretch - dentists recommend flossing once a day, and doctors recommend eating breakfast every morning. Kill two birds with one stone by slipping this bacon floss between your teeth after a hearty breakfast of any choice porcine product. The flavors will only complement one another to a nicety.

Perfect for carnivores or lovers of all thing pork-related, this bacon floss is one of a kind. You owe it to this struggling breakfast meat to give it a chance as an alternative to the mints and bubblegums that have taken over the dental industry.