The Bacon Wallet

Why should cows get all the glory? Take a departure from the traditional leather wallet and pay homage to America's other white meat. This bacon wallet will capture the heart of carnivores and appall the sensitivities of vegetarians everywhere. With synthetic strips of luscious, fatty, uncooked bacon wrapped deliciously around your credit cards and money, you'll find yourself salivating with every purchase.

This bacon wallet is fully functional and ready for everyday use. It is the perfect accompaniment for almost any outfit, whether you're dressing for work or for your next big date-nothing says class like a little breakfast meat.

(Note: No animals have been harmed in the making of this product. Any and all porcine smells arising from this bacon wallet most likely have their source in your hygiene or lack thereof.)

We have found a great video demonstration on YouTube for this wallet! View it below!