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Sometimes it's the simplest pranks that get the hardiest laughs...after the bewilderment wears off. More and more people are embracing eco-conscious lifestyles in an effort to conserve Earth's natural resources and keep Mother Nature happy. This new attitude toward green living sets the perfect stage for this simple but legendary prank. "CONSERVE Help conserve our natural resources. Limit yourself to a maximum of three (3) wipes of your ass per defecation cycle. A limit of one (1) toilet paper square per swipe is appreciated. PLEASE USE BOTH SIDES OF THE TOILET PAPER. Thank You The Management"