Homemade Gag Gifts

I was in a hurry, 'Cuz time was running out. I'd baked a batch of cookies for you, And when I turned about, I saw they'd fallen on the floor. It made me want to shout! How could this happen at this time, When time was running out. I couldn't throw them in the trash. Whatever could I do! I quickly swept them in this pan, And rushed them off to you.

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I was baking some cookies When they dropped on the floor. So I scooped them right up And rushed them to your door!

Homemade Gag Gifts