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Homemade Gag Gifts

In this section we are going to teach you how to make your own gag gifts for cheap! Homemade gag gifts are one of the greatest ways to show an act of appreciation while spending little or no money. While we do sell plenty of gag gifts, we would also like to provide an alternative! That's right we have a list of free fun homemade gag gifts! FREE! Nothings free anymore(except this)! Homemade gag gifts are the perfect way to get a great big laugh for just a few bucks. We hope all of you enjoy these ideas, and please check back often because more great ideas will be added every week or so!

These homemade gag gifts are quick, easy, and fun. If you have a homemade gag gift idea, please submit it to us.

The Ewww..so Natural Bubble Bath

All Natural Bubble bath - use a small baggie and fill with dried beans with the instructions to prepare and eat the beans an hour before bathing...

 

The Redneck Flashlight Homemade Gag Gift

Put a few matches in a baggie, and attach a topper of a redneck.

 

The Homemade Bug Killer Gag Gift

2 Small blocks of wood, labeled Block "A" and Block "B", with instructions that read: Place bug on Block "A" and smash with Block "B".

 

Homemade Yard Stick Gag Gift

The Yard Stick is a stick (with personality of course...)

Attach a Tag with the Following:

This is a yard stick. I know this cause I found it in my yard. You can do many things with this yard stick - you can check to see how deep a mud puddle is... you can check to see how much gas is in the lawn mower...You can play catch with dog with it... you can even use it to start a fire. You can use it for whatever you wish, just DON'T put it back in my yard!!!

 

Maxi-pad Slippers

You need four maxi's to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. There you have slippers. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc. Add label:


Pad About Slippers
(for the Discrete Woman) * Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature
* Keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable. Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes:
Regular, Light day and Get out the Sand Bags

 

Home Exercise Homemade Gag Gift

The home exerciser is a block of wood with this saying printed on paper glued to it.

HOME EXERCISER


1. Place in middle of the floor

2. Walk around it two times

3. Rest, you've just walked around the block two times

 

 

Reindeer Poop


"I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call... "Now dash away, dash away, dash away all! I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts, those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts". I got an old shovel and started to scoop neat little piles of "reindeer poop". But to throw them away, seemed such a waste, So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste! As I finished my task, which took quite awhile, Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled. And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~ "Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!"

Need Ideas for what to use as the "Poop"

~Partially fill a small bag with raisinettes candies

 

Redneck Picinic Homemade Gag Gift

Submitted by Barbara Childers!

For a recent family reunion, I decided to make a Redneck Gourmet Picnic basket for my contribution to the "White Elephant Sale." I had a basket and made a note card indicating it is a Redneck Gourmet Basket and attached it to the handle with a zip tie. In the basket, I shredded newspaper for the confetti and then put items like Tobasco sauce, pickled pigs feet, pork rinds, vienna sausages, sardines, slim jim, and canned cheese. I also included a few things I had purchased from Tastes of Idaho such as Huckleberry Toe Jam, Roadkill steak sauce and a Fartless Slop Cake mix. I also included an old blue work handkerchief for use as a napkin and I folded a sheet of newspaper for the necessary later use. I wrapped it up and sealed it up with duct tape.

 

 

Dust Pan Cookies

I was in a hurry, 'Cuz time was running out. I'd baked a batch of cookies for you, And when I turned about, I saw they'd fallen on the floor. It made me want to shout! How could this happen at this time, When time was running out. I couldn't throw them in the trash. Whatever could I do! I quickly swept them in this pan, And rushed them off to you.

Or Use...

I was baking some cookies When they dropped on the floor. So I scooped them right up And rushed them to your door!

 

The Redneck Briefcase Homemade Gag Gifts

Redneck Briefcase

I took a pair of men's briefs and sewed the legs shut. Attached elastic handles to the waist band with buttons. then i put the following into the "brief case": nail=hillbilly toothpick old car key=hillbilly ear wax remover cut up newspaper strips the size of toilet paper=hillbilly toilet paper a jar of beans=hillbilly bubble bath matches and a jar=hillbilly lantern belly button brush

I left the fly area open as this held pens and pencils really well, it will also hold a cell phone.

MORE ITEMS FOR THE BRIEFCASE:

Redneck Calculator (This could be added to the Briefcase) Add a pair of feet with all ten toes cut out of construction paper then folded like a card and inside the card all the toes numbered. Redneck Telephones=two tin cans with string attached to both. REDNECK CELL PHONE=one tin can with an antenna REDNECK MICROWAVE=magnifying glass (uses the sun to cook)