New Parts For Old Farts

What better way to make fun of someone going over the hill than with new parts for old farts? These spongy items swell to 600% their size when soaked in water. Give them to your father or grandfather for an over the hill present, and tell them you got them something they are definitely going to need—replacement parts! This would also be a great gag gift for someone who has just gotten a new heart or kidney. You could take it to the hospital and say, “Here you go! Now you won’t have to pay thousands of dollars to have anything else replaced!”