Old Golfers Towel

Old Golfers Towel The old golfers towel is a perfect gift for someone who is both old and loves to golf. The towel has a picture of an old man golfing, searching the grass for his golf ball. The towel reads: “Old golfers never die—they just lose their balls.” This towel is an awesome gift for anyone who loves to play golf in their retirement. It is just risqué enough to incite laughter, but isn’t so vulgar as to be offensive to most people. The double meaning is definitely there, though, and makes the towel even that much funnier!