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The over the hill survival knife is all the essential tools you'll need to deal with aging! This is what it says on the cardboard Key Ring - hang from belt loop so you won't forget where you put it. Reading glasses repairer (straight screwdriver), Nose hair clippers (scissors), Denture scraper (knife), Ingrown toenail remover (hook), Prune Juice can opener, Tweezers to pluck gray hairs (if you have any hair left), toothpick for when you're too feeble to floss, Corkscrew to drink a toast to your advancing age, pill bottle safety cap opener, Bunion File (nail file).
