Usually, when green things are popping out of your toilet, there are some serious hygiene issues that need to be addressed. Fortunately, this particular monster isn't evidence of poor housekeeping – it's an indication that you've yet to reach an age when scaring small children ceases to be fun. Perfect for kids, late-night bathroom visitors, or a male in the house who simply can't remember to put the seat down, the toilet monster is easy to use and fun to watch. He hooks to the bottom of the toilet seat cover with suction cups on his gangly arms, giving him the eerie effect of reaching out once the lid is lifted. Use it to revert your toddler years in his toilet training, to give grandpa a scare that will send his prostate packing, or simply to have a good laugh. It may be juvenile and it may be toilet humor at its finest, but there is something about the toilet monster that just begs you to take him home and give him a nice, cold place to live!