Homemade Yard Stick Gag Gift

The Yard Stick is a stick (with personality of course...)

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This is a yard stick. I know this cause I found it in my yard. You can do many things with this yard stick - you can check to see how deep a mud puddle is... you can check to see how much gas is in the lawn mower...You can play catch with dog with it... you can even use it to start a fire. You can use it for whatever you wish, just DON'T put it back in my yard!!!